It’s about how you do it.

The Venetians and Ottomans went to war seven times, from 1396-1718.

One was blinded by rage.
The other just wanted to relax.

I don’t know, I’ve washed a lot of things. I’ve found that not everything comes out.

And I’d tend to suspect anyone who says this.

But that’s just me.

But not that far away.

When you’re telling a joke and it involves three people of various persuasions, you always forget the third one.